DOB(dd/mm/yyyy): Why, are you gonna buy me a present?
What weapons will you use to take on the Ninjas?
I will use the Infamous Onion of Destruction to make them cry like babies and get their black masks sopping wet so that I may use the Ray Gun of Disaster to freeze their facial tissue to the fabric. Then, while they are clutching their faces in horror and disbelief, I'll jump their sorry booties with the Official Bootyhopper of Justice.
What means of transport do you intend to use to get to the Ninja stronghold?
I will drive the Bananaseat of Judgement and Wholesomeness.
How will you infiltrate the Ninja stronghold?
I will use my dude-ette-ly wiles to seduce their snakepit snakes into making a ladder for me to climb their great wall.
Do you consider the President's life more important than your own?
Heck, what kind of question is that?
Can you be relied upon not to switch sides and join the Ninjas, no matter how l33t they might seem?
I'm not sure what l33t means, but I'm sure I can slap 'em all silly if it comes to that.
Can you look tough simply by putting on dark sunglasses and frowning?
I don't know. I keep laughing when I try it. I look like I'm imitating Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.
Now the ultimate question: Why are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?
DUDE, I'm a dude-ette! What more can I say?