This is a parody of a ratings community. As such, there's no rules to really adhere to, but if you join, you must fill out this application form to prove to the world why you, yes YOU, are up to the task of rescuing the President from the Ninjas!
Basics Name: Age: DOB(dd/mm/yyyy): Location:
What weapons will you use to take on the Ninjas?
What means of transport do you intend to use to get to the Ninja stronghold?
How will you infiltrate the Ninja stronghold?
Do you consider the President's life more important than your own?
Can you be relied upon not to switch sides and join the Ninjas, no matter how l33t they might seem?
Can you look tough simply by putting on dark sunglasses and frowning?
Now the ultimate question: Why are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?